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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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