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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Bob eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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