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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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