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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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