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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sugar eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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