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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Roxy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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