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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Roxy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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