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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Princess eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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