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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Piper eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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