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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Izzy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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