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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ginger eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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