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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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