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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Missy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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