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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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