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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Stella eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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