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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Gus eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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