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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Gus eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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