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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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