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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Champ eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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