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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Oscar eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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