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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rocky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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