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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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