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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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