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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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