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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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