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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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