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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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