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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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