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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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