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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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