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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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