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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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