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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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