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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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