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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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