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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Yoda eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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