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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rufus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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