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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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