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Pet death
My
sister
had their beloved pet
poodle 🐩
Thor
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮
a venomous snake 🐍
an elephant 🐘
a bear 🐻
a rhinoceros 🦏
a velociraptor 🦖
a pufferfish 🐡
a warthog 🐗
a hyena 🐺
a wild boar 🐗
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