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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Thor eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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