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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Thor eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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