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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Thor eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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