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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Thor eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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