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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dexter eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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