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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dexter eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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