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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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