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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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