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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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