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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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