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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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