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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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