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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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