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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Snort eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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