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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simpkins eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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