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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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