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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simpkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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