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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Jenkins eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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