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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simba eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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