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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simba eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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