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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maggie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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