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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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