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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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