Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.