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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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