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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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