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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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