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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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